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LOS ANGELES THIMES 24 AUG 2013 LOS BRAVOS CAMPEONES By RAUL VASQUEZ EN GRAN PARTIDO LOS BRAVOS SE IMPUSIERON A NUESTROS PADRINOS LOS PA- TRULLEROS POR 2 A 0 CON GOLES DE BETO LUCAR Y GUILLERMO CASTRO, POR LO QUE DESPUES DE 35 AOS ALZAMOS LA COPA DE CAMPE- ONES. EN EL CLUB ACENES- PAR DE CAMACHO CONTINUAN LAS CELEBRACIONES CON UNA GRAN ASISTENCIA DE COM- PAEROS BRAVOS Y FAMILIARES TOPANDO LA PISTA DE BAILE.. POR MIS FUNCIONES DE RE- PORTERO GRAFICO, ME TUVE QUE RETIRAR PORQUE TENGO QUE ENVIAR ESTE DESPACHO Y EDITAR LAS TOMAS FO- TOGRAFICAS QUE EN UN MO- MENTO LO PUBLICO. MAANA EN AMERICA DEPORTES LOS PORMENORES DE ESTE GRAN CAMPEONATO. Reuters International Moose Count Underway By BOB O’BOBSTON The UN-sponsored International Moose Census got off to a flying start today with hopes for an increase in the worldwide moose population compared to last year’s disapointing figures. Among the traditional early reporters were Egypt, returning fig- ures of six moose, a twenty percent increase on 2011’s figures of five, and Uruguay whose moose population re- mains stable at eleven. According to Robbie McRobson, head of the UN Moose Preserva- tion Council, worldwide moose num- bers are expected to grow markedly on last year due to the traditional moose strongholds of Canada and the United States, with the larger de- veloping moose ecologies also poised to make gains. The largest percent- agege increase in moose will likely come from China”, says McRobson, The Chinese government has invested heavily in moose infrastructure over the past decade, and their committ- ment to macrofauna is beginning to pay dividends”. Since 2004 China has expanded moose pasture from 1.5 of arable land to nearly 3.648 and moose numbers are expected to rise to 60,000 making China a net moose exporter for the first time. This is good news for neighbouring Mongo- lia, a barren moose-wasteland whose inhabitents nonetheless have an insa- tiable desire for the creatures. The in- crease in Beijing-Ulanbataar trade is anticipated to relieve pressure on the relatively strained Russian suppliers, but increase Mongolia’s imbalance of trade with its larger neighbour. Historically the only competitor to China in the far eastern moose markets has been Singapore but the tiny island nation is set to report a net loss, expecting a decrease of more than five percent on last year’s 50,000 moose counted. The head of Singa- pore’s Agency for Agriculture, Jing- Feng Lau, explained to an incredu- lous Singaporean parliament yester- day that bad weather had contributed to this season’s poor showing, most notably when a cargo of 150 moose were swept out into the Indian ocean in a monsoon. Yet again the global demand for moose will be met largely by the US and Canada. The recession-hit States is taking comfort in its moose growth figures with gross production expected to break 700,000 and net ex- ports to grow by 2. The worldwide dominance of Canada shows no signs of abating though with this year’s moose population expected to match last year’s record figures of one hun- dred million billion. Europe’s rise as an international moose power will slow slightly this year as a response to the European Union’s move towards standardising the European moose. Stringent qual- ity controls are holding back the de- velopment of the eastern european populations compared to last year when they contributed significantly to europe’s strong growth figures. Norway, which is not an EU member but has observer status, strengthed in numbers relative to the Euro area with numbers of Norweigian moose, known locally as elk” expected to rise for the tenth consecutive year, partic- ularly thanks to a strong showing in the last quarter. As moose season reaches its close, researchers world wide are turning to science in an attempt to boost next year’s figures. NASA stunned the scientific community today with the announcment of their discovery that the moon is significantly smaller than previously believed. This conclusion, which is the conclusion of a ten- year collaborative project, will have profound implications for the moose community as the gravitational field is now known to be of the right

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LOS ANGELESTHIMES

24 AUG 2013

LOS BRAVOS

CAMPEONES

By RAUL VASQUEZ

EN GRAN PARTIDO LOSBRAVOS SE IMPUSIERON ANUESTROS PADRINOS LOS PA-TRULLEROS POR 2 A 0 CONGOLES DE BETO LUCAR YGUILLERMO CASTRO, PORLO QUE DESPUES DE 35 AOSALZAMOS LA COPA DE CAMPE-ONES. EN EL CLUB ACENES-PAR DE CAMACHO CONTINUANLAS CELEBRACIONES CON UNAGRAN ASISTENCIA DE COM-PAEROS BRAVOS Y FAMILIARESTOPANDO LA PISTA DE BAILE..POR MIS FUNCIONES DE RE-PORTERO GRAFICO, ME TUVEQUE RETIRAR PORQUE TENGOQUE ENVIAR ESTE DESPACHOY EDITAR LAS TOMAS FO-TOGRAFICAS QUE EN UN MO-MENTO LO PUBLICO. MAANAEN AMERICA DEPORTES LOSPORMENORES DE ESTE GRANCAMPEONATO.

Reuters

International

Moose Count

Underway

By BOB O’BOBSTON

The UN-sponsored InternationalMoose Census got off to a flyingstart today with hopes for an increasein the worldwide moose populationcompared to last year’s disapointingfigures. Among the traditional earlyreporters were Egypt, returning fig-ures of six moose, a twenty percentincrease on 2011’s figures of five, andUruguay whose moose population re-mains stable at eleven.

According to Robbie McRobson,head of the UN Moose Preserva-tion Council, worldwide moose num-bers are expected to grow markedlyon last year due to the traditionalmoose strongholds of Canada and theUnited States, with the larger de-veloping moose ecologies also poisedto make gains. The largest percent-agege increase in moose will likelycome from China”, says McRobson,The Chinese government has investedheavily in moose infrastructure overthe past decade, and their committ-ment to macrofauna is beginning topay dividends”. Since 2004 Chinahas expanded moose pasture from 1.5of arable land to nearly 3.648 andmoose numbers are expected to riseto 60,000 making China a net mooseexporter for the first time. This isgood news for neighbouring Mongo-lia, a barren moose-wasteland whoseinhabitents nonetheless have an insa-tiable desire for the creatures. The in-crease in Beijing-Ulanbataar trade isanticipated to relieve pressure on therelatively strained Russian suppliers,but increase Mongolia’s imbalance oftrade with its larger neighbour.

Historically the only competitorto China in the far eastern moosemarkets has been Singapore but thetiny island nation is set to report anet loss, expecting a decrease of morethan five percent on last year’s 50,000moose counted. The head of Singa-pore’s Agency for Agriculture, Jing-

Feng Lau, explained to an incredu-lous Singaporean parliament yester-day that bad weather had contributedto this season’s poor showing, mostnotably when a cargo of 150 moosewere swept out into the Indian oceanin a monsoon.

Yet again the global demand formoose will be met largely by theUS and Canada. The recession-hitStates is taking comfort in its moosegrowth figures with gross productionexpected to break 700,000 and net ex-ports to grow by 2. The worldwidedominance of Canada shows no signsof abating though with this year’smoose population expected to matchlast year’s record figures of one hun-dred million billion.

Europe’s rise as an internationalmoose power will slow slightly thisyear as a response to the EuropeanUnion’s move towards standardisingthe European moose. Stringent qual-ity controls are holding back the de-velopment of the eastern europeanpopulations compared to last yearwhen they contributed significantlyto europe’s strong growth figures.Norway, which is not an EU memberbut has observer status, strengthedin numbers relative to the Euro areawith numbers of Norweigian moose,known locally as elk” expected to risefor the tenth consecutive year, partic-ularly thanks to a strong showing inthe last quarter.

As moose season reaches its close,researchers world wide are turning toscience in an attempt to boost nextyear’s figures. NASA stunned thescientific community today with theannouncment of their discovery thatthe moon is significantly smaller thanpreviously believed. This conclusion,which is the conclusion of a ten-year collaborative project, will haveprofound implications for the moosecommunity as the gravitational fieldis now known to be of the right

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strength to support moose in orbit.According to John Johnson, head

of the NASA Moon Sizing Experi-ment the first delivery of moose intolow moon orbit could be achieved asearly as the third quarter of next year.The technology to nurture moose inspace is available now”, he said, ”allthat is needed is political will”.

Granny wins

World Wrestling

Championship

By ROY MCROYSTON

Records were smashed inNicaragua’s World Wrestling Cham-pionship last night as 78-year-oldMaud Johnson, grandmother of five,became the first woman for fifty-sixyears, and the oldest competitor ever,to claim the gold medal. She walkedaway with her million dollar share ofthe prize money, runner up TommyThompson from Nigeria taking half amillion, and third place New Zealan-der John Smith receiving a warmhandshake from the umpire.

Having started the tournament arank outsider she began to impressin her second match when she tookUS number three Ron Ronson by sur-prise and subdued him in twenty sec-onds with her unique move that has

been dubbed "Maud’s Death Grip".The injection of a new wrestling styleinto the tournament was welcomedby spectators and Johnson’s pre- andpost-match breakdances have provedentertaining to fans. However, shewas still not expected to win inround three last Wednesday, facingoff against title-holder Paulo "Spine-Snapper" Lutti, of Vatican City. Un-derdog Johnson was soon showing herworth with stamina and agility easilymatching last year’s winner. Lutti’sexperience paid off initially as he tookthe first two rounds, but as John-son became more confident her su-perior strength came to the fore andshe clawed back two rounds to takethe contest into a decider. By thistime Lutti’s body language indicatedthat he already felt overawed by thepretender to his crown, and the new-comer took advantage of this to en-gage a mutual headlock which sheheld for three hours until the Vat-ican man retired from exhaustion.The next seven matches were barelya contest as the news of Johnson’ssupremacy overawed all her oppo-nents who became too indimidated tofight properly.

Nigerian Tommy Thompson isalso a relative newcomer to thewrestling scene, but with his 210lbframe he was expected to fare wellagainst Johnson who weighs in atonly 90lb. However Johnson’s litheand slender, some would say scrawny,figure belies her agility and strength

which she demonstrated by holdingThompson above her head severaltimes during the bout and throwinghim into the crowd once. With thescores tied at 2-2 time ran out and thecontest went to a panel of judges to beassessed. They awarded Thompson aC grade whilst Johnson received anA, becoming the first grandmother toever win the title.

The new champion explained hersuccess as the result of a strict train-ing regimen instituted by her coachand grandson five-year-old SammyJohnson. "I’ve been drinking tenraw eggs for breakfast every morning,sprinting fifty miles a day and carry-ing my daughter’s car to the end ofthe road and back whenever I felt myarthritis was OK" she said. Sammyadded "I always knew she could doit. She’s my grandma.". The young-ster is also her manager and has re-portedly arranged sponsorship dealswhich will dwarf her one million dol-lar prize fund. Her new contract withheadband designer Nike alone is setto earn her fourteen billion dollarsover the next year. She will also bepromoting Tupperware, Halliburton,the Republic of Macedonia, and GalaBingo. Her continued participation inthe sport is not assured as she wantsto spend more time on her bungee-jumping business, and knitting. Ev-eryone here at the World Champi-onships, however, hopes for her re-turn.